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Post by MeemLordSteamBath on Jul 21, 2016 21:27:47 GMT
>Cry me a fucking river
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Post by An idiot on Aug 3, 2016 19:05:00 GMT
>Other loser: Realize you are crying over nothing. Also kick those green flames in the nonexistent face, which will predictably accomplish nothing.
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Post by LORDOFTHETIMES on Aug 18, 2016 17:52:10 GMT
ALRIGHT. I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE ART THROES. TO DELIVER YOU THIS NEW CHAPTER. OF BRILLIANT. YET INTENTIONALLY HORRIBLE BULLSHIT.
IT TAKES A LOT OF TIME TO MAKE SOMETHING SO AWFUL THAT YOU PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY LIKE IT. SO YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THIS.
LET'S GET STARTED.FIRST OF ALL. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS. ‘AH’ GUY. IS SUPPOSED TO BE. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT MY ORIGINAL INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES. AND CHARACTERS. AND ANY SIMILARITIES THEY HAVE TO CERTAIN IDIOT BRAIN GHOSTS YOU MAY BE FAMILIAR WITH ARE COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL.
CERTAIN DETAILS. LIKE THE FACT THAT I SAW THEM EARLIER WITH MY SPECIAL EYES AND PLAN TO KILL THEM WITH A REALLY BIG GUN AFTER I ACQUIRE MY DESERVED LARGITION OF BULK. ARE EQUALLY AS COINCIDENTAL.
ALSO, IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER BREAK. WE HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO DISCUSS.
ACT ACT ACT ACT ACT ACT ACT ACT: NEW: INTERMISSION 1
IN ALL OF THE GRUELING HOURS I HAVE SPENT. READING YOUR REQUESTS. AND TOILING OVER THE ART RESPONSES. TO MAKE THEM DELIBERATELY TERRIBLE ENOUGH FOR YOUR UNGRATEFUL SLAVERING. I HAVE COME TO YET ANOTHER REVOLUTIONARY CONCLUSION THAT REQUIRES OBSERVATION. AND REITERATION. TO THE HORDES OF YOU WHO HAVE COME HERE HOPING TO PLUCK MEANINGFULNESS FROM THE COVETED SECRETS AND KNOWLEDGES. OF MY INCREDIBLE BRAIN THOUGHTS.
TRUTHFULLY? YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE IDEAS FROM MY WONDERFUL SKULL DOME. THESE GOOD IDEAS WILL CERTAINLY BE WASTED ON YOU. BY YOUR WASTEFUL LEAKY IDIOT MEAT SPONGES. BUT YET I CONTINUE. BECAUSE I AM COMPELLED TO. BECAUSE TO DO ANYTHING LESS. IS TO DEFY MY VERY NATURE AS AN ARTIST.
AND AN ARTIST ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH.
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Post by Who on Aug 18, 2016 17:52:15 GMT
> Recall sad memories from the past and commence the tear flood.
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Post by LORDOFTHETIMES on Aug 18, 2016 17:59:30 GMT
THE TRUTH IS. I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
YOU SHOULD NEVER TRY YOUR BEST TO DO A GOOD JOB. TO BEAR ONE'S SOUL. AND GENUINE VISIONINGS. AND YOUR MOST HEARTFELT OF THE FELT FEELINGS. IS ONLY TO INVITE CRITICISM PUNCHINGS. BECAUSE THEY ARE THREATENED. YES. THREATENED. AND POSSIBLY MADE ENVIOUS. BY YOUR BOLD INITIAVITE AND TENACITY.
THIS IS DEFINITELY WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
BY BEING INTENTIONALLY TERRIBLE. AND NOT TRYING. YOU CAN "HACK" ART. AND PEOPLE WILL LOVE IT. BECAUSE IT IS AS MEANINGLESS. AND VAPID. AS THEIR STUPID LIVES. WHICH COMFORTS THEM IN THEIR AWFUL LITTLE EMOTION CENTERS. AND I HATE IT. AND I HATE THEM. AND I HATE YOU. SO MUCH. FOR WHAT YOU HAVE MADE ME DO.
AND YET, I LAUGH! I LAUGH THROUGH THE HATE. BECAUSE I STILL WON. AND YOU FELL FOR IT AND ARE FALLING FOR IT CURRENTLY. PLAYING RIGHT INTO MY MASTER MIND HANDS. FOR EVER.
IN A FASCINATING. BUT UTTERLY UNSURPRISING TURN OF EVENTS. IT HAS BEEN REVEALED AND CONFIRMED TO ME THROUGH YOUR UNFAILING ADORATION OF THIS NEW PROJECT. THAT ALL ANY OF YOU EVER WANTED WAS TO REST KNOWING THAT ART WAS DEAD. AND YOU KILLED IT.
YOU MONSTERS.
THAT IS ALL. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS INTERESTING HOW EVERYBODY IS TERRIBLE AND BAD AT ART EXCEPT FOR ME. WHO IS NOT TERRIBLE. BECAUSE I AM ONLY TERRIBLE ON PURPOSE.
ACT ACT ACT ACT ACT ACT ACT ACT: NEW: INTERMISSION 1: END OF INTERMISSION 1
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Post by LORDOFTHETIMES on Aug 18, 2016 18:00:19 GMT
> Recall sad memories from the past and commence the tear flood. SHHHHH. QUIET YOUR IDIOT NOISES. I AM NOT FINISHED.
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Post by doopybooli on Aug 18, 2016 18:03:13 GMT
Combine Ryan North's tears with the other two losers.
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wiggle wiggle wiggle
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Post by wiggle wiggle wiggle on Aug 18, 2016 18:05:26 GMT
>cry enough tears to make a fountain of apathy >dont drink from the fountain of apathy because ironically, you just dont care
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Post by LORDOFTHETIMES on Aug 18, 2016 18:08:01 GMT
ANYWAY. WHERE WERE WE?
"AH", YES. JUMPING INTO THE WINDOW.
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Post by LORDOFTHETIMES on Aug 18, 2016 18:18:37 GMT
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Post by LORDOFTHETIMES on Aug 18, 2016 18:22:54 GMT
THERE. NOW I AM DONE. AND YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO CONTRIBUTE YOUR BAD SUGGESTIONS. WHICH I WILL LAUGH AT. AS THEY RANGE BETWEEN THE STUPID AND THE IMPOSSIBLE. AND YOU GOBBLE IT UP LIKE CHUMPS.
AH. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.
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Post by Chiikoo on Aug 18, 2016 18:56:34 GMT
Tame ghost beagle and give them a name!
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Post by neato burrito on Aug 18, 2016 19:08:13 GMT
>bark at beagle
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Post by Eva on Aug 18, 2016 19:19:41 GMT
>Recruit ghost beagle for The Cause
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Post by kkkkkkkkkk on Aug 18, 2016 19:21:22 GMT
>knock the goblets over in pure sadness
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