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Post by HattinSession on Jul 7, 2016 22:40:44 GMT
feel nothing and lay down and continue to cry
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Post by LORDOFTHETIMES on Jul 10, 2016 3:00:43 GMT
ALRIGHT. I HAVE RETURNED. AFTER LETTING YOUR SUSPENSE PROPERLY GROW. YES. YOUR CEASELESS WONDERINGS WERE INTENTIONALLY PROLONGED BY MY ABSENCE. IN ORDER TO CREATE "TENSION". IT IS THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. WHICH YOU ALL FELL FOR PREDICTABLY.
BUT ENOUGH. IT IS TIME TO GIVE YOU THE GOOD SHIT. WHAT YOU HAVE ALL COME HERE FOR.
INFINIPAUSE; UNPAUSE.
WHILE IT IS TRUE. THAT YOUR PREDICTABLE FAILINGS WITH THE TYPEWRITER SEND YOU INTO ANOTHER FROTH OF LIQUID HYSTERIA. AND THAT YOUR PITIFUL SOB EMISSIONS ARE AS PLENTIFUL AS YOUR PERSONAL ERRORS. IN A LAUGHABLE TURN OF FATE. THEY ARE NOT PLENTIFUL ENOUGH TO FILL YOUR LUCTUAL GOBLETS.
LIKE MANY THINGS. OR EVERYTHING. THIS IS AN EXERCISE IN DEMONSTRATING THE RECURSIVE USELESSNESS OF YOUR EXISTENCE.
(WHICH IS TO SAY. IT IS A CLEVER METAPHOR.)
ANOTHER THING THAT IS PLENTIFUL. IN THIS ROOM. IS FIRE.
YOUR TEARS ARE INEFFECTUAL. AT COMBAT AS WELL AS EXTINGUISHMENT.
THE FLAMES, HOWEVER. ARE EXTREMELY UNINEFFECTUAL. AT KILLING YOU. WHICH THEY WILL SURELY DO.
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Post by LORDOFTHETIMES on Jul 10, 2016 5:31:52 GMT
YES. IT IS TIME TO TAKE A REPRIEVE FROM THIS ASININE NONSENSE.
YOU SEE. A REAL WORDS SMITH LIKE MYSELF KNOWS. WHEN A WELL HAS RUN DRY. AND WHEN HE CAN BARELY STAND TO CONTINUE. EVEN FOR HIS READERSHIP. THAT VARIETY IS KEY.
IT IS ALL ABOUT CONTRAST! A TRUE FASHIONER OF NARRATIVE IS A MASTER AT NEGOTIATING THE PERILOUS ALLEYWAYS. AND GREAT HEIGHTS. OF BRILLIANT TONAL JUXTAPOSITION. WHILE REMAINING ENTIRELY TASTEFUL. AND COHERENT. AND BELOVED BY HIS WELL ROUNDED STUPIDITY CIRCLE. WHO WILL CLAMOR FOR MORE OF HIS PLOT DEVISINGS, BLIND TO HIS DEEP, AUTHORIAL STORYS MAN PAIN.
ACT ACT ACT ACT ACT ACT ACT ACT: NEW: INTERMISSION 1
YOU ARE NOW THE OTHER LOSER.
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Post by anonn on Jul 10, 2016 5:56:55 GMT
>AH: kill yourself
>AH: jump into window
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Post by Some Guy on Jul 10, 2016 11:31:31 GMT
AH: Jump through fenestrated plane
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shadok123
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act 8 is canon to me
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Post by shadok123 on Jul 10, 2016 12:00:54 GMT
OTHER LOSER: BREAK THE WINDOW AND ENTER
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poo pants tarzan eskimo
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Post by poo pants tarzan eskimo on Jul 10, 2016 19:11:52 GMT
> realise that youre the WORSE author of the story
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poo pants tarzan eskimo
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Post by poo pants tarzan eskimo on Jul 10, 2016 19:29:23 GMT
> cry even more
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Post by READER on Jul 10, 2016 23:55:05 GMT
Other Loser: Be just as useless and terrible.
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Post by omoly on Jul 11, 2016 3:05:42 GMT
Other loser: Break through the window to get to the other side.
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Post by guest on Jul 11, 2016 19:32:32 GMT
OTHER LOSER. COMBINE TEARS WITH THE BROAD. TO POWER THE COMBAT OPERANDI.
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Post by leonardo doujinshi on Jul 12, 2016 14:21:11 GMT
> WHO IS THIS DOUCHEBAG.
(for an actual command prompt): > Other loser: Numbly wave goodbye to your trusty horse calendar being consumed by the flames.
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Post by pipefan413 on Jul 13, 2016 5:50:10 GMT
==> Other loser. Make Vriska reunite with Terezi in all their flushed glory. You know what I'm talking about.
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Post by doherharder on Jul 13, 2016 22:52:07 GMT
>>> external plot device, HAPPEN!!! *suburb meteor kills dance, that's why she was crying, she knew she'd die* >>> Other loser, Sloppy makeouts to wake her up!
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Izzy
Newbie
engaged to HIC; a snake
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Post by Izzy on Jul 20, 2016 16:49:35 GMT
> Contemplate origin of man pain.
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