Post by Momo on May 26, 2016 2:35:14 GMT
For a final review/for essy to help me with pesterlog coding since i have gone and injured my arms from writing too much. Like some kind of FEEBLE OLD WOMAN. Credits l8r when im not so decrepit.
Yes i am removing the apostraphes/etc I kept being like "you'll do quirks later" and then later was here. But I will not forget.
Yes i am removing the apostraphes/etc I kept being like "you'll do quirks later" and then later was here. But I will not forget.
PANEL 1
TEREZI: WH4T
PANEL 2
TEREZI: WH4T??
PANEL 3
TEREZI: WH4T!?!?!?!?
PANEL 4
TEREZI: WH4T H4PP3N3D? WH4TS WRONG?
TEREZI: JOHN, WH4T D1D YOU DO?
JOHN: nothing! jeez!
KANAYA: Is Everyone Alright
JADE: I think so, but...
JADE: did you guys see something?
ROSE: Yes.
ROSE: For a moment.
ROSE: It was like we were already there.
TEREZI: TH1S C4N'T B3 R1GHT!
TEREZI: TH1S 1SN'T HOW TH1S 1S SUPPOS3D TO GO
PANEL 5
JANE: So... you saw it too?
ROSE: That depends.
ROSE: What exactly did you see.
JANE: It's... ugh!
JANE: I can't remember. It's like a dream.
ROSE: …
JANE: Rose?
ROSE: Maybe not like a dream.
ROSE: Maybe a memory.
TEREZI: WH4T DO YOU M3AN? 1S TH1S 4 DOOM3D T1M3L1N3?
ROSE: I'm not sure.
ROSE: I think what we saw already happened.
ROSE: Just not to us.
TEREZI: 4FT3R 3V3RYTH1NG W3'V3 B33N THROUGH? 4FT3R 3V3RYTH1NG 1 D1D? 4R3 YOU S3RIOUS?
TEREZI: W3 W3R3 SO CLOS3!
ROSE: I'm as surprised as you.
JANE: What do we do?
ROSE: I don't know.
ROSE: Wait.
JANE: Wait for what?
ROSE: Perhaps the end.
ROSE: We created the universe frog. What else is there? The loop of causality is complete.
JANE: Isn't there something we can do?
ROSE: I really can't imagine that there is.
TEREZI: NO...
TEREZI: NO!
KARKAT: OK, SO, WHAT, YOU'RE TELLING ME IS WE HAVE ANOTHER GO-AROUND AS THE COSMIC SHOE SCRAPERS? THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING YOU'RE MISSING HERE. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M SURE YOU ARE. I'M SURE YOU'RE ABOUT TO PONY UP THE EXPOSITION GOODS RIGHT ABOUT NOW AND LEAVE US ALL FEELING SILLY WITH OURSELVES FOR THINKING PARADOX SPACE WOULD LEAVE US FLAT ON OUR ASS AGAIN.
KARKAT: RIGHT? RIGHT, ROSE? PLEASE TELL ME I'M RIGHT.
ROSE: Not really.
KARKAT: OKAY, GREAT! WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED.
KARKAT: THIS IS OUR HOME NOW. STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF EXISTENCE'S MOST DESTITUTE LIMBCREVICE. WE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT LAWN CHAIRS. GOOD JOB, TEAM!
DAVE: dude stop
DAVE: you're making it worse
KARKAT: MAKING IT WORSE? HOW FUCKING WORSE CAN IT GET, DAVE? PRY THAT DAMNABLE EYEGEAR OFF YOUR AMORPHOUS MUG AND TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK THE FUCK AROUND AT OUR SITUATION. I THINK EVEN ON MY BEST DAY I'D BE PRETTY HARD PRESSED TO MAKE IT *WORSE*.
KARKAT: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE TIME TO BE YELLING. YOU THINK I’M LETTING MISTRESS BILLIOUS LEAVE ME HIGH AND DRY FOR THE *SECOND* TIME WITHOUT LETTING LOOSE SOME PATENTED VANTAS HEAT FROTH???
KARKAT: AND ANOTHER THING...
JADE: pssst. john
JOHN: huh? oh, hi jade!
JOHN: boy is it nice to see you again, and not as an evil dog that wants to kill everyone this time.
JADE: what did you do?
JOHN: nothing! why is everybody blaming me?
JOHN: i just reached for the door, and it exploded! like... a computer.
JADE: a computer?
JOHN: yeah, i'm sure that's a thing they do.
JADE: um... anyway, were stuck out here?
JOHN: no we're not!
JADE:
JOHN: can't you just... you know...
JADE: what do I know?
JOHN: space us in there! you know, woosh!
JADE: oh. I wish I could, really! but... i dont think it works like that
JOHN: why not?
JADE: umm... it would be really, really complicated to explain!
JADE: and i think we have bigger problems right now!
JOHN: fine, later then. but you better catch me up on all the spacey business once karkat is done yelling about nothing.
JOHN: it's cool to hear you talk about it, even if I don't really understand it all the time, because you're so smart and stuff.
JADE: aww :B
JOHN: anyway, it's no big deal! i can just zap us all into the universe with my cool powers, probably.
JADE: oh, um... maybe?
JADE: but, if that's true, couldnt you have done that all along?
JOHN: oh...
JOHN: man, these retcon abilities really corrode the integrity of a traditional narrative, don't they?
JADE: huh?
DAVE: dude
DAVE: what are you talking about
JOHN: i... don't know, really! it just seemed like a good thing to say all of the sudden.
ROSE: I thought it was.
JOHN: see! rose thought it was!
KARKAT: CAN YOU TWO PIPE DOWN OVER THERE? I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF SCREAM.
TEREZI: 1 C4N'T....
KARKAT: HUH? SURE YOU CAN, JUST TIGHTEN YOUR NOISE SATCHEL FOR FIVE MEASLY SECONDS.
TEREZI: 1 C4NT!
TEREZI: 1 C4NT DO TH1S 4G41N!
Panel 6
TEREZI: HOW MUCH LONG3R DO3S 1T H4V3 TO GO ON L1K3 TH1S!
TEREZI: HOW M4NY TM3S 4M 1 GO1NG TO H4V3 TO SUFF3R TH3 S4M3 F33L1NGS OV3R 4ND OV3R?
JOHN: hey, uh... i'm not sure what's going on either, but i know freaking out won't help!
TEREZI: 1 DONT C4R3!!!!
TEREZI: 1 C4NT T4K3 1T 4NYMOR3
TEREZI: WH4T 1F 1'M STUCK H3R3 FOR3V3R?
TEREZI: WH4T 1F 1 H4V3 TO D13 4G41N TO F1X 1T
TEREZI: 1 JUST W4NT3D 1T TO B3 OV3R!
Panel 7
TEREZI: 4ND MOST 1MPORT4NTLY, WH3R3 TH3 FUCK 1S VR1SK4!
ROSE: Terezi...
TEREZI: SH3 TOLD M3 SH3 W4S COM1NG B4CK! SH3 S41D 1 WOULDN'T H4V3 TO W41T!
TEREZI: 1 GU3SS TH4T W4S 4 B1G FUCK1NG L13
TEREZI: HON3STLY, 1 SHOULD H4V3 3XP3CT3D TH1S FORM H3R BY NOW
TEREZI: SH3 PROB4BLY W3NT 4ND GOT H3RS3LF K1LL3D OR SOM3TH1NG!
ROSE: Terezi.
TEREZI: TH4TS 1T!!! 1V3 H4D 3NOUGH! 1M GO1NG TO S1T H3R3 1N TH1S 3X4CT FUCK1NG SPOT UNT1L P4R4DOX SP4C3 COM3S 4ROUND TO M3 FOR 4 CH4NG3!
TEREZI: HOW 4BOUT TH4T, HUH?? WH4T NOW, P4R4DOX SP4C3!! WH4T TH3 FUCK NOW???
ROSE: Terezi!
TEREZI: WH4T!!!!!!!!
Panel 8
ROSE: Something's coming.
TEREZI: WH4T
PANEL 2
TEREZI: WH4T??
PANEL 3
TEREZI: WH4T!?!?!?!?
PANEL 4
TEREZI: WH4T H4PP3N3D? WH4TS WRONG?
TEREZI: JOHN, WH4T D1D YOU DO?
JOHN: nothing! jeez!
KANAYA: Is Everyone Alright
JADE: I think so, but...
JADE: did you guys see something?
ROSE: Yes.
ROSE: For a moment.
ROSE: It was like we were already there.
TEREZI: TH1S C4N'T B3 R1GHT!
TEREZI: TH1S 1SN'T HOW TH1S 1S SUPPOS3D TO GO
PANEL 5
JANE: So... you saw it too?
ROSE: That depends.
ROSE: What exactly did you see.
JANE: It's... ugh!
JANE: I can't remember. It's like a dream.
ROSE: …
JANE: Rose?
ROSE: Maybe not like a dream.
ROSE: Maybe a memory.
TEREZI: WH4T DO YOU M3AN? 1S TH1S 4 DOOM3D T1M3L1N3?
ROSE: I'm not sure.
ROSE: I think what we saw already happened.
ROSE: Just not to us.
TEREZI: 4FT3R 3V3RYTH1NG W3'V3 B33N THROUGH? 4FT3R 3V3RYTH1NG 1 D1D? 4R3 YOU S3RIOUS?
TEREZI: W3 W3R3 SO CLOS3!
ROSE: I'm as surprised as you.
JANE: What do we do?
ROSE: I don't know.
ROSE: Wait.
JANE: Wait for what?
ROSE: Perhaps the end.
ROSE: We created the universe frog. What else is there? The loop of causality is complete.
JANE: Isn't there something we can do?
ROSE: I really can't imagine that there is.
TEREZI: NO...
TEREZI: NO!
KARKAT: OK, SO, WHAT, YOU'RE TELLING ME IS WE HAVE ANOTHER GO-AROUND AS THE COSMIC SHOE SCRAPERS? THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING YOU'RE MISSING HERE. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M SURE YOU ARE. I'M SURE YOU'RE ABOUT TO PONY UP THE EXPOSITION GOODS RIGHT ABOUT NOW AND LEAVE US ALL FEELING SILLY WITH OURSELVES FOR THINKING PARADOX SPACE WOULD LEAVE US FLAT ON OUR ASS AGAIN.
KARKAT: RIGHT? RIGHT, ROSE? PLEASE TELL ME I'M RIGHT.
ROSE: Not really.
KARKAT: OKAY, GREAT! WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED.
KARKAT: THIS IS OUR HOME NOW. STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF EXISTENCE'S MOST DESTITUTE LIMBCREVICE. WE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT LAWN CHAIRS. GOOD JOB, TEAM!
DAVE: dude stop
DAVE: you're making it worse
KARKAT: MAKING IT WORSE? HOW FUCKING WORSE CAN IT GET, DAVE? PRY THAT DAMNABLE EYEGEAR OFF YOUR AMORPHOUS MUG AND TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK THE FUCK AROUND AT OUR SITUATION. I THINK EVEN ON MY BEST DAY I'D BE PRETTY HARD PRESSED TO MAKE IT *WORSE*.
KARKAT: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE TIME TO BE YELLING. YOU THINK I’M LETTING MISTRESS BILLIOUS LEAVE ME HIGH AND DRY FOR THE *SECOND* TIME WITHOUT LETTING LOOSE SOME PATENTED VANTAS HEAT FROTH???
KARKAT: AND ANOTHER THING...
JADE: pssst. john
JOHN: huh? oh, hi jade!
JOHN: boy is it nice to see you again, and not as an evil dog that wants to kill everyone this time.
JADE: what did you do?
JOHN: nothing! why is everybody blaming me?
JOHN: i just reached for the door, and it exploded! like... a computer.
JADE: a computer?
JOHN: yeah, i'm sure that's a thing they do.
JADE: um... anyway, were stuck out here?
JOHN: no we're not!
JADE:
JOHN: can't you just... you know...
JADE: what do I know?
JOHN: space us in there! you know, woosh!
JADE: oh. I wish I could, really! but... i dont think it works like that
JOHN: why not?
JADE: umm... it would be really, really complicated to explain!
JADE: and i think we have bigger problems right now!
JOHN: fine, later then. but you better catch me up on all the spacey business once karkat is done yelling about nothing.
JOHN: it's cool to hear you talk about it, even if I don't really understand it all the time, because you're so smart and stuff.
JADE: aww :B
JOHN: anyway, it's no big deal! i can just zap us all into the universe with my cool powers, probably.
JADE: oh, um... maybe?
JADE: but, if that's true, couldnt you have done that all along?
JOHN: oh...
JOHN: man, these retcon abilities really corrode the integrity of a traditional narrative, don't they?
JADE: huh?
DAVE: dude
DAVE: what are you talking about
JOHN: i... don't know, really! it just seemed like a good thing to say all of the sudden.
ROSE: I thought it was.
JOHN: see! rose thought it was!
KARKAT: CAN YOU TWO PIPE DOWN OVER THERE? I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF SCREAM.
TEREZI: 1 C4N'T....
KARKAT: HUH? SURE YOU CAN, JUST TIGHTEN YOUR NOISE SATCHEL FOR FIVE MEASLY SECONDS.
TEREZI: 1 C4NT!
TEREZI: 1 C4NT DO TH1S 4G41N!
Panel 6
TEREZI: HOW MUCH LONG3R DO3S 1T H4V3 TO GO ON L1K3 TH1S!
TEREZI: HOW M4NY TM3S 4M 1 GO1NG TO H4V3 TO SUFF3R TH3 S4M3 F33L1NGS OV3R 4ND OV3R?
JOHN: hey, uh... i'm not sure what's going on either, but i know freaking out won't help!
TEREZI: 1 DONT C4R3!!!!
TEREZI: 1 C4NT T4K3 1T 4NYMOR3
TEREZI: WH4T 1F 1'M STUCK H3R3 FOR3V3R?
TEREZI: WH4T 1F 1 H4V3 TO D13 4G41N TO F1X 1T
TEREZI: 1 JUST W4NT3D 1T TO B3 OV3R!
Panel 7
TEREZI: 4ND MOST 1MPORT4NTLY, WH3R3 TH3 FUCK 1S VR1SK4!
ROSE: Terezi...
TEREZI: SH3 TOLD M3 SH3 W4S COM1NG B4CK! SH3 S41D 1 WOULDN'T H4V3 TO W41T!
TEREZI: 1 GU3SS TH4T W4S 4 B1G FUCK1NG L13
TEREZI: HON3STLY, 1 SHOULD H4V3 3XP3CT3D TH1S FORM H3R BY NOW
TEREZI: SH3 PROB4BLY W3NT 4ND GOT H3RS3LF K1LL3D OR SOM3TH1NG!
ROSE: Terezi.
TEREZI: TH4TS 1T!!! 1V3 H4D 3NOUGH! 1M GO1NG TO S1T H3R3 1N TH1S 3X4CT FUCK1NG SPOT UNT1L P4R4DOX SP4C3 COM3S 4ROUND TO M3 FOR 4 CH4NG3!
TEREZI: HOW 4BOUT TH4T, HUH?
? WH4T NOW, P4R4DOX SP4C3!! WH4T TH3 FUCK NOW???ROSE: Terezi!
TEREZI: WH4T!!!!!!!!
Panel 8
ROSE: Something's coming.
